Will That Be Cash, Check, Charge, or The One About The Time You Saw Weird Al On The Freeway?

As much as I do this for the love of telling stories, once a day or so my kids get all demandy about wanting food and very few supermarkets will take a story at checkout. One of my favorite side jobs (though I’m not sure exactly which of my jobs is the front one) is my Off the Clock column for RVA News. It’s fun to write, and I hear it’s fun to read. But only you can be the judge. Well, you and the people who pay me to do it.

“Thrice divorced” sounds so much classier than “three-time loser at matrimony and life”. Read up on how much my weddings were like the William and Kate affair. Surprisingly, it’s very little.

We all like our stuffs, but how much do we depend on it for happiness? Come check out how I unwillingly gave it all up, and gained a whole lot of happiness. Don’t worry, I won’t make you feel guilty about your iPhone. We all know that’s necessary to live and junk.

Transgender schmansgender, a little boy can’t paint his toes, now? So, I suppose that means I shouldn’t scratch my balls, either? Nonsense!

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