What A Friend We Have In Tomato Jesus
Okay, so this is another The Checkout Girl favorite, but the Grilled Cheesus episode of Glee left me with a hankerin’ for some Tomato Jesus. Call it a bonus. Call it a miracle. Call it delicious with some basil and mozzarella. Enjoy.
Recently, The Bloggess posted this, which linked back to this, and then I missed my tomato.
He was an accidental discovery while I was helping out in produce one morning. Sadly, tomatoes don’t last forever and he got smooshy and smelly. I could really use him this week. See you on the other side, little guy.
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I think it looks like a vagina. Vagina tomato.
Twitter: dangermousette
/ Oct 9 2010
I thought it looked like a vagina and a chocolate starfish combined.
It also looks a bit like Cheryl Cole performing her last solo hit.
omg, totally vagina. jesus is in the vagina.
Twitter: subwow
/ Oct 11 2010
Dear, I wanted to leave a comment. But I simply cannot follow the last comment. Peace. xxoo
Twitter: pattypunker
/ Oct 22 2010
jesus is in the vagina – bwahahaha!
Twitter: BestofFates
/ Oct 27 2010
So so glad everyone else said it first.
But yeah, looking at that tomato I see Jesus. And well, he’s not dressed.
Twitter: onSanity
/ Nov 1 2010
actually, I think it looks like a vagina too. I’m not sure what that says about you, or me, so stop judging me.
Twitter: theladyslounge
/ Nov 8 2010
The world would be a more peaceful place if everyone had their very own tomato vagina Jesus.
Twitter: carla_easley
/ Nov 13 2010
Omg! That looks crazy
I’m so not observant with vegetables and fruit, that the tomato could have had the entire last supper on it and I just would have cut it up and eaten it. I’ll try hard in the future to notice religious symbols and body parts.