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Oct 6 / mom

What A Friend We Have In Tomato Jesus

Okay, so this is another The Checkout Girl favorite, but the Grilled Cheesus episode of Glee left me with a hankerin’ for some Tomato Jesus. Call it a bonus. Call it a miracle. Call it delicious with some basil and mozzarella. Enjoy.

Recently, The Bloggess posted this, which linked back to this, and then I missed my tomato.

He was an accidental discovery while I was helping out in produce one morning. Sadly, tomatoes don’t last forever and he got smooshy and smelly. I could really use him this week. See you on the other side, little guy.

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10 Comments

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  1. Sarah L. / Oct 6 2010

    I think it looks like a vagina. Vagina tomato.

  2. Annie (Lady M) x
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    / Oct 9 2010

    I thought it looked like a vagina and a chocolate starfish combined.

    It also looks a bit like Cheryl Cole performing her last solo hit.

  3. The Sweetest / Oct 10 2010

    omg, totally vagina. jesus is in the vagina.

  4. Absence of Alternatives
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    / Oct 11 2010

    Dear, I wanted to leave a comment. But I simply cannot follow the last comment. Peace. xxoo

  5. pattypunker
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    / Oct 22 2010

    jesus is in the vagina – bwahahaha!

  6. Megan (Best of Fates)
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    / Oct 27 2010

    So so glad everyone else said it first.

    But yeah, looking at that tomato I see Jesus. And well, he’s not dressed.

  7. angelica
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    / Nov 1 2010

    actually, I think it looks like a vagina too. I’m not sure what that says about you, or me, so stop judging me.

  8. Jennifer June
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    / Nov 8 2010

    The world would be a more peaceful place if everyone had their very own tomato vagina Jesus.

  9. Carla
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    / Nov 13 2010

    Omg! That looks crazy

  10. Renee Fisher / Dec 5 2010

    I’m so not observant with vegetables and fruit, that the tomato could have had the entire last supper on it and I just would have cut it up and eaten it. I’ll try hard in the future to notice religious symbols and body parts.

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