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Twitter Twuesday: @Schindizzle

Last month, I was lucky enough to be mentioned in Richmond Magazine‘s “Best & Worst of 2010″ issue as one of three top twitterers in the city. Next month, I’ll be speaking at a Social Media Club gathering about twitter personalities. You guys, I love twitter. It gives me a place to try out jokes, post updates on my work, and meet potential best friends, every day. Because it’s such a big part of what I’m doing, I’ve decided to showcase some of my most talented twitterfriends here, on Tuesdays. If you are on twitter, I suggest you follow them. If not, just look at what you are missing.


@Schindizzle
Name: Greg Schindler
Location: Palo Alto, Calif.
Web: FunnyOrDie.com
Bio: I’m Funny Or Die’s marketing manager and a plus-sized hand model. I believe one’s character is best revealed by their reverence for Patrick Duffy
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My favorite tweets:

Dear nosy Target cashier: It’s not illegal to buy a teddy bear, Vaseline and Tiger Beat magazine at the same time.

For an organization seeking volunteers, the Boys & Girls Club sure is picky about who it lets give free massages as its events.

The most realistic aspect of Home Alone is that burglars are OK with trying to murder an 8-year-old, but too pious to curse.

Throwing away the lid as soon as I open a carton of ice cream is the most shameful yet honest habit in my life.

How could you not love him?

Give me a shout in the comments with your twitter handle and who your favorite follows are, then stay tuned for my next twitter pick.

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  1. Sara / Aug 31 2010

    You always have the best recommendations!

  2. Busted Kate
    Twitter:
    / Aug 31 2010

    HA! Thats hilarious, totally going to check him out. It’s true, I heart Twitter so hard. It’s so embarassing to try and explain to others, so I usually just make something up about I how I use it to check the news.

  3. Wicked Shawn / Aug 31 2010

    I’m so sick of people saying they just don’t get that Twitter thing. Fucking idiots! I already follow @funnyordie, definitely going to start stwalking this guy, looks like he is full of awesome!!

  4. Kernut the Blond
    Twitter:
    / Sep 1 2010

    Thanks, I just followed him. I aspire to be a funny twitterer but alas I’m not. I much admire those who are.

    My Twitter handle is @Kernut. I’m also @MktgSquirrel (social media marketing). I made a list called “funny peeps” on Twitter. It’s not complete, but it’s a start. :)

  5. mommakiss
    Twitter:
    / Sep 2 2010

    I’m an addict. I admit it. Not nearly funny enough to even attempt the banter but love reading the tweets.

  6. toywithme
    Twitter:
    / Sep 2 2010

    Superb recommendation! Thanks lovely lady :)

  7. AnonymousWitch
    Twitter:
    / Sep 6 2010

    OMG. I hope thats what he really looks like. I am going back on twitter just because people that hawt are hanging out on there. wow…if guys like that lived around here I might break my no-men because men-suck-right-now rule.

    Damn. :-) Thanks for posting. Plus, he’s funny.

  8. Gil in Mechanicsville / Sep 6 2010

    I have come to realize that stalkers and other malcontents are much like stray cats, first you feel sorry for them and put out a few scraps, the next thing you know, you own a bunch of stinking cats….

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