Toot.
I’ll admit it… I’m a bragger. I toot my own horn. And, so what? I’m only good at, like, 100 things, so I might as well tell you about them. No one else is going to do it. That is, until I get a personal assistant. Then, full time bragger for Jennifer Lemons! Just think how good that will look on her resume when she finally brings one halfcaff too many and I have to throw it in her face and send her away, forever!
This week’s column is about why I brag, why I taught my kids to brag, and why you should, too. Leave a brag in the comments, if you want. It feels good.
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After 17 years working in a job I hate I was **solely** awarded a US Patent. Just my name. Fuck Yeah.
I rock at fuckin everything (except video games) and let everyone know it….