Comments on: The Weight I’m Still Carrying Is From A Baby Named Krispy Kreme

By: Sick. And links. | Two Wishes

Sick. And links. | Two Wishes — Sat, 29 Jan 2011 09:05:12 +0000

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By: mom

mom — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 03:44:32 +0000

Lindsy – I am also assless. We should start a club.

By: mom

mom — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 03:41:04 +0000

soulprncs2 – You know why else they are grumpy? They all slept with Oscar Mayer, thinking it was John Mayer. PUNK’D! Maternity pants fo’ eva!

By: mom

mom — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 03:35:47 +0000

ellen – That. Is. Brilliant. I’m so glad we connected. The internet: where finding kindred spirits is almost as good as porn.

By: mom

mom — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 03:33:45 +0000

Heather, QOSS – Cosmo is a self-esteem grenade. The only thing that heals is a giant cupcake. Trust me.

By: mom

mom — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 03:09:14 +0000

Catherine – Oh, I ain’t hatin’ on the ‘cakes, I’m hatin’ on the ‘tude. Though I’m a bigger waffle fan. And I still get weird, fluttery, kicky-like feelings. Fifteen years later.

By: Catherine

Catherine — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 20:39:29 +0000

My kid is 5, but my belly still thinks he’s in there — except it’s saggy now. Oh well. I actually like whole-grain pancakes, but, honey, bring on the butter and syrup! and maybe chocolate chips too.

By: Heather, Queen of Shake Shake

Heather, Queen of Shake Shake — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 23:50:39 +0000

Almost 10 years after the fact, I’m still not comfortable with my stretch-marked, saggy stomach. I try to get all Moses about it, then Cosmo attacks me from the check out line. Sigh

By: ellen gaffney

ellen gaffney — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:52:54 +0000

When I was pregnant with twins I bought a journal to “celebrate and record the funny things you say and do”. My first entry was “All you do is eat and cry and all I do is eat and cry”.

Loved this blog (as always brava).

By: Soulprncs2

Soulprncs2 — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:25:33 +0000

Fuck yeah!!! That seals it. I am getting that cheeseburger I am dying for, for lunch. And I am eating some of the brownies I made for the little aliens that clawed their way out of my gut. Who cares if it has been 7.5 months since the last one crawled out and I am in still in maternity pants?

Okay, I care, but not as much to eat whole grain pancakes with no butter or syrup. No wonder those skinny bitches are so grumpy.