Comments on: Pee Are The Champions

By: mom

mom — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 01:41:51 +0000

neeroc -
3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants.
Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It’s the coolest.
3rd Grader: Really?
Billy Madison: YES. You ain’t cool, unless you pee your pants.
3rd Grader: Hey look, Ernie peed his pants too. Alright!
Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.
Billy Madison: OOH. That was the grossest thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Let’s Go.

By: mom

mom — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 01:39:11 +0000

Natalie -
I’ve changed my name to Pitstain Boobsweat VonCoochstank, but just for the Summer. Scars are sexy.

By: mom

mom — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 01:38:01 +0000

Kendra -
I want my gall bladder back. And my nipples that pointed north. These southbound nips are not what I ordered at all.

By: mom

mom — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 01:36:59 +0000

mommakiss -
That shit is real, yo (pun sort of intended, after the fact). We need POOPOCALYPSE tee shirts.

By: mommakiss

mommakiss — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 03:47:17 +0000

how the fuck is that – the whole gall bladder / poop thing?? jaysus, i never connected the two, but now that you mention it i’m totally a victim. going on 2 years strong now. yay me.
ahem.
i love eminem. that’s pretty much all i got.

By: Kendra

Kendra — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 01:47:01 +0000

OMG, “the bowl cut and the visible labia”- damn you now I am almost peeing myself.

Child #3 caused the can’t-hold-my-pee syndrome to come out full force and I *may* not make it to the bathroom sometimes.

But the gallbladder RUINED the poops for me. Sigh. I didn’t know how good I had it before.

By: Natalie

Natalie — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 17:30:28 +0000

Oh no! Well it obviously scarred you for life. I was also the fatty-mcChubster in my girl scout troop. It was miserable. All these petite blondes with perfect outfits. What bitches.

By: neeroc

neeroc — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 02:27:37 +0000

Pee are the champions has to be one of the best titles ever. Thanks for bringing back the childhood pee trauma, must go shove it back down with some chocolate. I’m very glad to only be a sneeze pee-er now, but allergy season’s a bitch!

By: mom

mom — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 22:23:09 +0000

Leah -
I am generally accepting of my quirky body at this point. Even when it’s leaking. Thank you for reading and commenting!

By: mom

mom — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 22:20:55 +0000

Elisa -
Tell your “friend” that my doc said 30% of people have poops after their gall bladder is removed. Also tell him/her that my doc recommended Caltrate w/Vitamin D for it today.

Oh, and it’s okay to admit to poops. In fact, it’s gotten me a lot of readers.