Okay, But, You Guys, In My Defense, You Can Almost HEAR The Eyeliner And Nail Polish
We were at the mall (where I shouldn’t be allowed), when a song came over the soundsystem…
Me: Oooh, good song. Is this Pink?
Her, deadpan: It’s Adam Lambert.
Me, laughing and completely pleased with my faux pas: Am I the uncoolest person you know?
Her: If I say yes, am I grounded?
You owe me a new keyboard. This one is soaking wet.