“Make It Rain” May Or May Not Have Been Inspired By A Trip To The Dentist.
Her, apropos of nothing: “I wonder how Lil Wayne is doing in prison without his Purple Drank.”
Me: “What’s Purple Drank?”
Her: “Oh, it’s a drink made of cough syrup with codeine, 7Up, and Jolly Ranchers. He carries it around in a big cup.”
Me: “Ouch, no wonder he has a grill. Wait, how do you know this?”
Her: “Uh, maybe because I’ve been alive for more than five minutes.”
Him: “And because she watches more than kids’ shows on tv.”
Her: “Yeah, did you know there are tv channels without ‘Cartoon’ in their name?”
Him: “And ones that don’t end in ‘-odeon’?”
Her: “Wait, sometimes she watches the news.”
Him: “And cries.”
Her: “Right.”
Him: “Right.”
Me: “You guys are jerks. Also, I wish I had some of that Purple Drank.”
Fuck, I’m only 21, and I don’t know what the hell they’re talking about. Why do I feel old already?!
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/ Jul 20 2010
I don’t even know what it is. My 16 year old just said it’s ‘Purple Gatorade’ or any grape flavoured beverage. Yeah, we pretty much live in the hills. Not those hills. The hills of the Saskatchewan prairie where ‘ten procedures in one day’ is reference to farming or some sports event.
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/ Jul 20 2010
Your kids are hilarious. It must be hard not to exploit them Dina Lohan style. They are comedy gold mines!
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/ Jul 20 2010
Ok, first, wow. I’m old. B) Your kid is hilarious. And it’s kinda scary what she knows. Also, III) Candy in boozy drinks sounds Awesome! I just saw in the Foodnetwork magazine a drink with poprocks on the rim. Maybe I should request some Nerds in my next Mexican Martini at happy hour…
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FabuLeslie -
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You’re welcome.
Mommyk8 -
Oh, I’m totally going to sell them to the highest bidder. Mama needs new boobies!
Angela Prior -
God bless the hills. I just hope you don’t have cable. It ruins innocent babies. Oh, except that 16 and Pregnant show. It prevents innocent babies.
Sara -
I wiki’d it. It’s a thing. Kids!
Yum, the purple drank sounds good. spike it with a vicodin?
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I want some purple drank too but can’t you make mine without the jolly ranchers.
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betty -
Maybe crushed around the rim of the glass? Otherwise, I’m nervous about messing with success.
linlah -
Well, then, how about Gummi Bears?
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/ Jul 23 2010
LOL. I want to be a fly on that wall in your house. Maybe I can get some of your purple drank that way too.
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