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“Make It Rain” May Or May Not Have Been Inspired By A Trip To The Dentist.

Her, apropos of nothing: “I wonder how Lil Wayne is doing in prison without his Purple Drank.”

Me: “What’s Purple Drank?”

Her: “Oh, it’s a drink made of cough syrup with codeine, 7Up, and Jolly Ranchers. He carries it around in a big cup.”

Me: “Ouch, no wonder he has a grill. Wait, how do you know this?”

Her: “Uh, maybe because I’ve been alive for more than five minutes.”

Him: “And because she watches more than kids’ shows on tv.”

Her: “Yeah, did you know there are tv channels without ‘Cartoon’ in their name?”

Him: “And ones that don’t end in ‘-odeon’?”

Her: “Wait, sometimes she watches the news.”

Him: “And cries.”

Her: “Right.”

Him: “Right.”

Me: “You guys are jerks. Also, I wish I had some of that Purple Drank.”

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  1. Sara / Jul 20 2010

    Fuck, I’m only 21, and I don’t know what the hell they’re talking about. Why do I feel old already?!
    Sara´s last [type] ..The One In Which I Almost Get Murdered Twice At Least Im Pretty Sure

  2. Angela Prior
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    / Jul 20 2010

    I don’t even know what it is. My 16 year old just said it’s ‘Purple Gatorade’ or any grape flavoured beverage. Yeah, we pretty much live in the hills. Not those hills. The hills of the Saskatchewan prairie where ‘ten procedures in one day’ is reference to farming or some sports event.
    Angela Prior´s last [type] ..The Master Bedroom

  3. Mommyk8
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    / Jul 20 2010

    Your kids are hilarious. It must be hard not to exploit them Dina Lohan style. They are comedy gold mines!
    Mommyk8´s last [type] ..My Elevator Pitch

  4. FabuLeslie
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    / Jul 20 2010

    Ok, first, wow. I’m old. B) Your kid is hilarious. And it’s kinda scary what she knows. Also, III) Candy in boozy drinks sounds Awesome! I just saw in the Foodnetwork magazine a drink with poprocks on the rim. Maybe I should request some Nerds in my next Mexican Martini at happy hour…
    FabuLeslie´s last [type] ..I think Im on the verge

  5. mom / Jul 20 2010

    FabuLeslie -
    Skittles Vodka Tutorial

    You’re welcome.

  6. mom / Jul 20 2010

    Mommyk8 -
    Oh, I’m totally going to sell them to the highest bidder. Mama needs new boobies!

  7. mom / Jul 20 2010

    Angela Prior -
    God bless the hills. I just hope you don’t have cable. It ruins innocent babies. Oh, except that 16 and Pregnant show. It prevents innocent babies.

  8. mom / Jul 20 2010

    Sara -
    I wiki’d it. It’s a thing. Kids!

  9. betty / Jul 20 2010

    Yum, the purple drank sounds good. spike it with a vicodin?
    betty´s last [type] ..Who needs ADT when there’s Batman

  10. linlah / Jul 20 2010

    I want some purple drank too but can’t you make mine without the jolly ranchers.
    linlah´s last [type] ..i wanna be a sixty-five dollaraire so frickin bad

  11. mom / Jul 21 2010

    betty -
    Maybe crushed around the rim of the glass? Otherwise, I’m nervous about messing with success.

  12. mom / Jul 21 2010

    linlah -
    Well, then, how about Gummi Bears?

    Vodka Gummi Bears Tutorial

  13. subWOW
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    / Jul 23 2010

    LOL. I want to be a fly on that wall in your house. Maybe I can get some of your purple drank that way too.
    subWOW´s last [type] ..Sundays in My City – Beach Edition

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