Comments on: Like The Movie “Night At The Museum”. But Funny. http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/like-the-movie-night-at-the-museum-but-funny/ Parenting. With Cursing. Fri, 04 Nov 2011 14:12:56 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 By: mom http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/like-the-movie-night-at-the-museum-but-funny/#comment-1640 mom Tue, 20 Jul 2010 01:15:32 +0000 http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/?p=736#comment-1640 melaenis - Hilarious. Potty humor is my jam. melaenis -
Hilarious. Potty humor is my jam.

]]> By: melaenis http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/like-the-movie-night-at-the-museum-but-funny/#comment-1628 melaenis Sat, 17 Jul 2010 22:39:34 +0000 http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/?p=736#comment-1628 so, don't know if you've ever heard about it or not, but if you haven't, i believe you might like this site, given your sense of humor - www.poopreport.com funny as hell. so, don’t know if you’ve ever heard about it or not, but if you haven’t, i believe you might like this site, given your sense of humor –
http://www.poopreport.com
funny as hell.

]]> By: mom http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/like-the-movie-night-at-the-museum-but-funny/#comment-1620 mom Sat, 17 Jul 2010 01:40:04 +0000 http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/?p=736#comment-1620 physicsmom - Damn that constipation. Diarrhea is where it's at. Gold Bond 4 Lyf! physicsmom -
Damn that constipation. Diarrhea is where it’s at. Gold Bond 4 Lyf!

]]> By: Natalie http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/like-the-movie-night-at-the-museum-but-funny/#comment-1549 Natalie Wed, 14 Jul 2010 17:38:07 +0000 http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/?p=736#comment-1549 I actually have to go to the bathroom before I read your blog to be sure nothing escapes. You kill me. I actually have to go to the bathroom before I read your blog to be sure nothing escapes. You kill me.

]]> By: physicsmom http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/like-the-movie-night-at-the-museum-but-funny/#comment-1547 physicsmom Wed, 14 Jul 2010 05:22:19 +0000 http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/?p=736#comment-1547 Such vital information is found here! Definitely going shopping for Gold Bond tomorrow. The best bathroom is the first rest stop just inside Kentucky coming south from I75, or it might be Tennessee (I don't remember which trip we saw it - to Lexington or Nashville - oh well,just head south from Detroit,you'll find it). Anyway, it looks like a plantation with several ionic columns, sort of like Churchill Downs. It's gorgeous and clean. I used to "suffer" from poopopolous, but it was great because it kept my weight down. I could eat pretty much anything and just pooped it out. Then I went on narcotic pain killers for my very bad arthritis and got stopped right up. Argh. Gained 15 lbs. and I'm fat already, so I surely didn't need it. So, the answer is to get hooked on morphine sulfate or the like. Hope that helps. Such vital information is found here! Definitely going shopping for Gold Bond tomorrow.

The best bathroom is the first rest stop just inside Kentucky coming south from I75, or it might be Tennessee (I don’t remember which trip we saw it – to Lexington or Nashville – oh well,just head south from Detroit,you’ll find it). Anyway, it looks like a plantation with several ionic columns, sort of like Churchill Downs. It’s gorgeous and clean.

I used to “suffer” from poopopolous, but it was great because it kept my weight down. I could eat pretty much anything and just pooped it out. Then I went on narcotic pain killers for my very bad arthritis and got stopped right up. Argh. Gained 15 lbs. and I’m fat already, so I surely didn’t need it. So, the answer is to get hooked on morphine sulfate or the like. Hope that helps.

]]> By: Pee Are The Champions | Fuck Yeah, Motherhood! http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/like-the-movie-night-at-the-museum-but-funny/#comment-1519 Pee Are The Champions | Fuck Yeah, Motherhood! Tue, 13 Jul 2010 05:36:45 +0000 http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/?p=736#comment-1519 [...] top of the poopocalypse, which happens on the regs since I had my gallbladder out a year ago, I am a notorious pants pee-er [...] [...] top of the poopocalypse, which happens on the regs since I had my gallbladder out a year ago, I am a notorious pants pee-er [...]

]]> By: mom http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/like-the-movie-night-at-the-museum-but-funny/#comment-1517 mom Mon, 12 Jul 2010 22:33:03 +0000 http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/?p=736#comment-1517 Kelley - Girrrrrrrrl! Get yo Urrrrrsher grove OWN! Come back. Sometimes I say funny things more than once! Kelley -
Girrrrrrrrl! Get yo Urrrrrsher grove OWN!

Come back. Sometimes I say funny things more than once!

]]> By: mom http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/like-the-movie-night-at-the-museum-but-funny/#comment-1516 mom Mon, 12 Jul 2010 22:31:27 +0000 http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/?p=736#comment-1516 Miss B - Oh, I wish I could call it an "attack" but it's been every day for over a year, with or without caffeine. I had my gallbladder out last May and it's been poopocalypse since. Gold Bond is bomb. Miss B -
Oh, I wish I could call it an “attack” but it’s been every day for over a year, with or without caffeine. I had my gallbladder out last May and it’s been poopocalypse since.

Gold Bond is bomb.

]]> By: Kelley http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/like-the-movie-night-at-the-museum-but-funny/#comment-1510 Kelley Mon, 12 Jul 2010 03:26:23 +0000 http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/?p=736#comment-1510 You had me laughing out loud! Hahahaha!! I was laughing but then had to take a minute to get my Urrrrrrsher groove OWN. Since we have never met, please know that I know that "on" was the proper word to use there. I had to stop mid-post & get my 2 y/o to drop tha beat so I could get my Usher fix. Thanks for the inspiration! Seriously, I am loving your blog & will be back. Please don't act like you're not home next time. You had me laughing out loud! Hahahaha!! I was laughing but then had to take a minute to get my Urrrrrrsher groove OWN. Since we have never met, please know that I know that “on” was the proper word to use there. I had to stop mid-post & get my 2 y/o to drop tha beat so I could get my Usher fix. Thanks for the inspiration! Seriously, I am loving your blog & will be back. Please don’t act like you’re not home next time.

]]> By: Miss B http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/like-the-movie-night-at-the-museum-but-funny/#comment-1509 Miss B Sun, 11 Jul 2010 22:45:40 +0000 http://www.fuckyeahmotherhood.com/?p=736#comment-1509 Um, have you noticed a relationship between coffee and poop attacks? Coffee is a tough habit to break but it sounds like you should. imo. And I'm sure you know there is no good substitute. Dairy might also contribute to the problem. Beware - Some kinds of green tea can be even worse. I forgot about gold bond - gonna go put some under the boobs right now! Um, have you noticed a relationship between coffee and poop attacks? Coffee is a tough habit to break but it sounds like you should. imo. And I’m sure you know there is no good substitute. Dairy might also contribute to the problem. Beware – Some kinds of green tea can be even worse.

I forgot about gold bond – gonna go put some under the boobs right now!

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