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Mar 9 / mom

I Think Saturn Is The Coolest Planet Because The Universe Put A Ring On It

I walked in from work…

Him: What’s up?

Me: Nothin’. Just ballin’. LIKE A BALLA!

Him: Talking to you is like trying to communicate with someone from another planet.

Me: A cool planet?

Him: No.

It’s hard to be a peerent.

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  1. pattypunker
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    / Mar 9 2010

    you’re the coolest extraterrestrial that i know. love that bit from modern family.

  2. Ivan Toblog / Mar 9 2010

    I’d've puked if my stepdad had talked like that.
    I mean just picture somebody who could’ve been a stand-in for Nikita Kruschev… except he was a die-hard Republican… talkin’ like that.

  3. Domesticated Gal / Mar 9 2010

    My 11week old looks at me cross-eyed whenever I say shit like “cool beans”… I say its just b/c he’s 11weeks old. He says its because I just said “cool beans.”

  4. subWOW
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    / Mar 9 2010

    Love it! Peerent. LOL. Need to show my Eleventeen (who turned 12 today)…

  5. Keyona
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    / Mar 12 2010

    Psh! They don’t know WHAT cool is anymore!

  6. mom / Mar 16 2010

    Domesticated Gal – They are never too young to sass. And be wrong. Because “cool beans” is the best saying, ever.

  7. willie nelson
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    / May 26 2010

    like what ya did here friend

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