How To Write A Bestselling Parenting Book
“Sorry I’ve been so busy lately. I’m super present in my parenting right now.”
“Me too. Barf.”
“I know, right? Actually, I wish I hated it more. It’s cool to resent your kids.”
“And write a book about it. ‘My Kids Ruined My Life’.”
“But everybody’s kids ruin everybody’s lives.”
“Yeah. That’s what makes it relatable.”
Kids who scream in restaurants and elevators ruin my life. And then I feel all guilty for wanting to throw a screaming child out of a third story window. Life is so unfair.
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Just wait until they are adults. That’s when they really begin the ruining process.
You should title the book, “Want to just get away? Jump in your car and drive away? Ha! You can’t! You’re a parent.”
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Don’t forget to add in clinical depression and/or alcohol abuse.
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/ Jul 2 2010
hilarious, and so are the comments. made my morning.
now back to throwing kids out the window
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You people are all messed up. My children are perfect, and my life as their mother? Well, it is divine.
I am all giggly over here.
Love you!
kris -
Just don’t look under the rug. Or in my top dresser drawer. That’s where I keep my secrets and sex toys.
angelica -
I’ve snagged some good readers, eh?
Make sure the kids don’t land on my car, I just had it detailed.
Heather, Queen of Shake Shake -
Uh, it’s called a legacy. Duh.
Cassie -
You should write that book. Make sure that the word “Ha!” on the cover is in glitter. That ought to really piss them off.
A Certain Lady -
I am also a daughter, so I am WAY ahead of you!
Sara -
Fuck those kids for making you feel feelings. Selfish brats.
Glitter…Pretty! That’ll sell a book for sure! You’re on to something, here!
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