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Twitter: toywithme
/ Jul 27 2010
Just curious. Are frosted farts made of glitter?
Twitter: adhocmom
/ Jul 27 2010
I want to know how your blog knows about me peeing under my sundress? Is your blog stalking me?
Tonya -
well, it saw me do it, but it knows I have sistren (the female equivalent of brethren). watch your back.
toywithme -
who told you I shit glitter? wait, do you, too? sisters!
Human tails, #1 on my blog, which doesn’t come close to frosted farts.