Fuck Yeah History

Pee Are The Champions

By on July 13, 2017

On top of the poopocalypse, which happens on the regs since I had my gallbladder out a year ago, I am a notorious pants pee-er from way back. I have wet myself in no less than seven states and am fully aware that its unusual to have lived over three decades and still not be […]

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Reality Bites

Pretty in Pink

By on May 9, 2017

I nodded, like I understood. Like I was right there with her. Which is, Im sure, what lead her to ask. Oh, is your daughter on her schools lacrosse team, too? No. No, shes not. Im not sure she would even know what lacrosse is; I, myself, only having the vaguest idea. We are West […]

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